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Ranch. Dressing. Fountain.

Dreams do come true.

 My wedding is retroactively ruined by missing this!

1. wwwtf reblogged this from klaatu
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3. castitout reblogged this from yourdp and added:

   As much as I love chocolate…a few of my friends would love this even more. That’s what happens when you live in the...

4. ssjessica1286 reblogged this from yourdp and added:

   HOW IS THIS NOT IN TEXAS?! Ode to Ranch Oh ranch dressing, how popular are thee. You taste good on salads but why is it...

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6. midnightdesire reblogged this from pie0 and added:

   Ohhhhhhhhh. That’d be amazing to have at home.

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8. lookatholly reblogged this from inothernews and added:

   omg if you know me then you know my love of ranch… i would love this!!!

9. okayso reblogged this from thephenthouse and added:

   maybe we should have one of these on the line.

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14. getmarried reblogged this from grumpypantalones and added:

    This will NOT be at our wedding.

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    :O Where’re the carrots?!

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18. sflan reblogged this from thephenthouse and added:

    HEAVEN HAS ONE OF THESE, I AM CONVINCED!

19. raggedywisdom reblogged this from twothirty and added:

    Now I love ranch dressing more than most people I know, but even I draw the line at this. The only things that are...

20. melodybartelson reblogged this from twothirty and added:

    hey wait. this isn’t nick r’s house…. who else did this?!? hahah. i do love ranch. mmm. but i agree… the smell would be...

21. plusjames reblogged this from yourdp and added:

    Give me all the croutons you have and nobody will get hurt.

22. icatn reblogged this from twothirty and added:

    Uggh me too. Ranch makes me gag.

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29. twothirty reblogged this from inothernews and added:

    I’m pretty sure I would vomit from the smell as I walked by this monstrosity.

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31. inothernews reblogged this from otto-obrien and added:

    Ketchup is too dignified for this. But we’ll take it.

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33. lotusmodern reblogged this from antikris and added:

    Seriously, people?

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35. yellowfeversf reblogged this from antikris and added:

    for dana. i know how you love your ranch. :)

36. grumpypantalones reblogged this from yourdp and added:

    OMG. All I can say is GROSS. But oh so clever.

37. headcheese reblogged this from readyfire-aim and added:

    Thats what it looks like when your arteries say “fuck you” and clog. :]

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42. until reblogged this from yourdp and added:

    someone needs to send this to thisiswhyyourefat.

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50. iena reblogged this from yourdp and added:

    My wedding is retroactively ruined by missing this!

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56. yourdp reblogged this from thephenthouse and added:

    Dreams do come true.

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59. a-pop reblogged this from antikris and added:

    to my girlfriend, I’m afraid she may make me buy it. antikris:

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62. antikris reblogged this from brianvan and added:

    I would bathe in this thephenthouse:

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67. readyfire-aim reblogged this from pie0 and added:

    That is beautiful. Truly.

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73. rand0mflora reblogged this from pie0 and added:

    I am both intrigued and appalled. … And possibly also a little bit aroused, but that’s kind of gross, so let’s just take...

74. savagemike reblogged this from tiiinahoff and added:

    I can feel my arteries hardening just looking at it. wow.

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77. pie0 reblogged this from thephenthouse and added:

    Oh dear god, yes please.

78. hunk-o-mass reblogged this from dramaqueen79
79. jaymaybaby reblogged this from jetisms and added:

    lmfao this is like your dream come true.

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83. jaxyvi reblogged this from jetisms and added:

    — Really? Sick, I thought it was white chocolate… Something gross about it being ranch to me, and I really dig ranch.

84. jetisms reblogged this from thephenthouse and added:

    FCKKKKKYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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88. migueld reblogged this from thephenthouse and added:

    i want to go to there.

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