Idiolect.

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yaldabaoth:

pterodactyls:

doctornecessiter:

crappysantas:

Crappy gator santa

We spotted this at an antique store in Jacksonville a few weeks ago.  I think it had been a dancing human Santa, but was custom-Frankensteined into this mutant dancing alligator bastard by someone with more spare gator parts than sense.  Also, the batteries in it were nearly dead so “Jingle Bell Rock” sounded like a rat was sitting on the record and slowing it down.  But God love ‘im, Gator Santa still jerkily danced, as sad as it was.


This is amazing. Reblogged for Jen.

 You know me so goddamn well.

yaldabaoth:

pterodactyls:

doctornecessiter:

crappysantas:

Crappy gator santa

We spotted this at an antique store in Jacksonville a few weeks ago.  I think it had been a dancing human Santa, but was custom-Frankensteined into this mutant dancing alligator bastard by someone with more spare gator parts than sense.  Also, the batteries in it were nearly dead so “Jingle Bell Rock” sounded like a rat was sitting on the record and slowing it down.  But God love ‘im, Gator Santa still jerkily danced, as sad as it was.

This is amazing. Reblogged for Jen.

 You know me so goddamn well.

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yaldabaoth:

bthny:

abbyjean:

Nothing Nice to Say - the world’s FIRST online punk comic
i am SO getting “rebuttal” tattooed on my punchin’ arm.

I haven’t thought about Nothing Nice to Say in so long. so good, a+, etc.

This is pretty awesome.

yaldabaoth:

bthny:

abbyjean:

Nothing Nice to Say - the world’s FIRST online punk comic

i am SO getting “rebuttal” tattooed on my punchin’ arm.

I haven’t thought about Nothing Nice to Say in so long. so good, a+, etc.

This is pretty awesome.

Nov 29
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What not to give...

nirak:

50 Homemade Gifts For Christmas

I’ve been on the lookout for gifts to make this christmas. I have some ideas, and some standby’s (handmade books, notecards, paintings, mix cd’s with nice artwork, etc) but am always on the lookout for more. So I read lists like this, and mostly cringe:

Coupon book. This is an oldie, but still a great personalized gift.  Depending on what the recipient enjoys you can customize the book.  Include service things like breakfast in bed, a day of help, and a night off.”

I suppose this MIGHT be cute coming from a kid, but if I was a parent, I’d be kinda pissed. And if a spouse gave this to me, I’d be extra pissed. This is the kind of stuff you just DO for other people because you like them, shouldn’t need a coupon.

Also I never really got the breakfast in bed thing. I would likely make a mess.

Sew something. Kids think it is so cool to have a matching outfit with a parent.  Sew mother and daughter a matching outfit.”

I suppose they are talking about young kids here but HAHAHA. Do this for a 16 year old you dislike.

“Make a PowerPoint presentation that includes pictures and old memories.”

Powerpoint=evil. nuff said.

“Start a blog in honor of someone.  Blogspot lets you start a free blog.  Just call the blog – Best Dad Ever.  Post a few entries and send the web address to the recipient.”

Nothing says love like an abandoned blog.

Break a bad habit for someone.  Throw out something someone hates.  Use Christmas as a motivation to finally kick a habit for someone.”

While this is a nice idea, throwing out someone’s cigarettes does not count as a Christmas gift.

I realize this isn’t the list for me, but sheesh.

Essentially all of these gifts are crap, and most of them are kinda insulting. “Everyone will love junk your kids make! Exploit how cute they are!” Uh, no. That shit probably won’t even make it back to my house before I pitch it. Sorry. Wait, no, I’m not.

Also, the comments are mind blowing. Check this:

Just be careful if you make a CD that you buy new downloads of all the songs you are including so as to not violate copyrights. My children receive physical therapy and every year the physical therapists give CDs that are of songs they just copied from other CDs. I have to throw them out every year since that is an illegal use of the CDs and every year, they are sad.

Way to be a bitch and not understand copyright, mom.

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Getting ready for North Platte in the best way I know how.

It’s tricky.

Nov 22
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juliasegal:

hewhocannotbenamed:

Mike Patton


Mike Patton Love.

juliasegal:

hewhocannotbenamed:

Mike Patton

Mike Patton Love.

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Apocalypse knits

Apocalypse knits

Nov 20
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Lumpy green learning!

Lumpy green learning!