Prof: I want to know what is your favorite documentary film. We will start with you.
Bro: It has to be American History X.
Owen smacks his forehead loudly.
Owen: (frustrated sounds)
Welcome to state college.
Oh, god! My 1st film class at Junior College, we watched Dancer in the Dark, and some guy in a John Deer hat raised his hand right after it ended and said, “Yeah, uh, I had a hard time telling if she was retarded or not.” I actually teared up holding back rage.
I’m reblobbing for X, who was a film student at a state college, and can no doubt commiserate.
Sext: you can take a nap while I make you food